Okay, so I totally forgot this one! It features the classic newslady grape crushing smackdown and the always amazing Stewie from Family Guy doing a spoof. Turn the volume up on this one. LOVE IT! Enjoy:

Idiocracy:

Genius!

While taking a break from the Inaguration festivites, my friends and I had a Power YouTube Session….you know, those sessions where you sit down and share all the funny/entertaining YouTube videos you have come across recently. 2 hours later, this one was introduced. Enjoy:

Part 1:

Part 2:

Yes, I was there. Yes, it was absolutely amazing. I am still completely exhausted from the historic ocassion and trying to wrap my head around the whole experience. I cried, I sang, I danced, I drank, I shared hugs, I met beautiful strangers who shared a passion for this man as our leader, I have pictures that will take me forever to upload so I leave you with this one…our 44th President: Barack Hussein Obama.

According to one of my favorite movies ever “Spaceballs”, the flying car should have been around since 2004. Back to the Future II also corroborates that theory. 2009 brings us one step close to living life a la Jetson’s style:

Read the full article here: http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/business/industry_sectors/engineering/article5489287.ece

By no means do I condone drunk driving, moreover I definitely do not condone getting caught. (I kid, I kid…) But if you are going to get caught, make yourself memorable! Below, I present, the funniest DUI arrest I have heard of:

Source: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/1231081barkley1.html

Charles Barkley’s Oral Statements

Ex-NBA superstar told Arizona cops he was racing to get a “blow job”

DECEMBER 31–Following his arrest earlier today for drunk driving, Charles Barkley told Arizona cops that he ran a stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up a girl who had “given him a ‘blow job’ one week earlier,” which the former NBA star described as “the best one he had ever had in his life.” According to a Gilbert Police Department report,  police asked Barkley where he was going at the time of the 1:26 AM traffic stop in Scottsdale. “You want the truth? I was gonna drive around the corner and get a blow job,” answered Barkley, who is pictured in the below mug shot. A cooperative Barkley also joked with a civilian police employee that, “I’ll tattoo your name on my ass” if it would get him out of the DUI charge. Barkley, 45, was busted after failing field sobriety tests, and had blood drawn so investigators could establish his alcohol content. Barkley was cited for a misdemeanor charge and released at the scene, thus avoiding a trip to the Maricopa County jail. Barkley, now a basketball commentator on TNT, was elected to the NBA Hall of Fame in 2006. His 16-year career included an MVP award and a spot on the 1992 U.S. Olympic basketball squad, the so-called Dream Team that captured the gold medal. He has several prior arrests, including a 1997 aggravated battery bust and a 1991 assault collar.

And according to TMZ.com,  our boy Charles was partying it up with Steve Urkel right before his DUI arrest. Thank you Charles Barkley, thank you for making my favorite TV nerd relevant again. If even for a minute….

Cost of gas to get to ski resort: $65

Cost of room at Ski Lodge for the 3 nights: $975

Cost of ski lift tickets: $ 55

Cost of dignity:  Priceless

This unfortunate accident happended on January 1st at a Vail ski resort when the man in the above picture fell through the chair on the ski lift. Luckily for him, his ski got caught in the trappings which prevented him from falling down to the mountain. Unlucky for him, his pants went careening down with him. 

Well…on the bright side, this guy is gonna make a lot of money on the law suit! Too bad this kid will never be able to look at his dad the same way again….

For Full Story: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0106091vail1.html